Quotes about Having a Baby
Quotes about Having a Baby
Stage of Life Editors have pulled together the best quotes about having a baby and pregnancy. Some of the quotes are funny and others are poignant...but all deal with having a baby or babies!
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Our Favorite Quotes about Having a Baby
Funny and poignant quotes about having a baby, pregnancy, and infants:
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“I am so looking forward to it [motherhood]. I made sure I had a strong foundation before I became pregnant and I think that’s the most important thing. There were a lot of things that I wanted to do personally so that when the time came, I really knew who I was and could be the best mother.”
Beyonce |
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“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”
Queen Victoria |
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"When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.”
Amy Poehler |
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"If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters."
Nora Ephron
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"Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous.
It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
Elizabeth Stone
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"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby."
Unknown
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"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
Leo J. Burke
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"There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place."
Virginia Kelley
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"This 16 pound meatloaf is driving me over the edge...I can't sleep and my clothes smell like barf."
Miranda, Sex in the City
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"I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids."
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Death, 1997
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"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."
Carl Sandburg (1878 - 1967)
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"When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to leave, what message do we send about the roles of women?"
Anna Quindlen
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"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."
Matt Groening, The Simpsons
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