Famous lines and quotations about having a baby, pregnancy, and infants:

"If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters."

Nora Ephron

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby."

Unknown

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."

Leo J. Burke

"There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place."

Virginia Kelley

"This 16 pound meatloaf is driving me over the edge...I can't sleep and my clothes smell like barf."

Miranda, Sex in the City

"I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids."

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Death, 1997

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."

Carl Sandburg (1878 - 1967)

"When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to leave, what message do we send about the roles of women?"

Anna Quindlen (1953 - )

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa."

Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

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