So now we know all what we should never say to our children. Thank you Charlene...what an abundance of parental guidance she's bestowed upon all us clueless mommies. I've often thought it'd be beneficial for me to record a few things I do say every day. Then, instead of constantly repeating myself, I'd just be on their iPods. It'd sound a lot like this:

Don't stand on that.

I'm so tired of this.

Can you guys eat your food?

You're not listening to me.

Are you done yet?

Clean the cage.

I gave it to you.

Take a shower.

Can you say you're sorry?

Do you want to go?

I don't like that word.

That is NOT ok.

Go put this away.

What's in your mouth?

Get in bed.

Get in the car.

You're gonna break that.

Did you finish your food?

If you want to go, you have to get dressed.

Take Spaz out.

Don't play with that.

Has anyone seen mommy's phone?

Sit in your car seat.

Please stop talking to me like that.

EWWWW Go wash your hands!!!

Can you sit down and finish your food?

I told you to take a shower.

Don't play with the door!

Get in bed now please.

Turn it down, OK?

I said get in the car.

You broke it.

Did you clean the cage?

Are you sure you want to go?

Has anyone seen mommy's purse?

DON'T EAT THAT!!!!

I told you to take the dog out!

Where are your boots?

Stop it!!!

Are you buckled?

It's time for bed.

Is that hamster poo?

I only want to hear nice words.

I'm just gonna call her and tell her you don't wanna go.

Can you put your boots on please?

Every time I see kids play with doors fingers get hurt!

If you don't clean the cage, I'm gonna find Bruce a new home.

Get out of the kitchen.

Did you take a shower?

Will you sit down and eat your dinner?

Has anyone seen mommy's keys?

You have to get dressed if you wanna go.

You don't want this food right?

Go to sleep now.

That's hamster poo!!!

Stop playing with the door!

Did you finish your cauliflower?

Focus!!

Cut it out.

Go upstairs.

How many times have I told you to go get your boots?

Get that out of your mouth.

If he poops in the house you're cleanin it up.

Will you please buckle?

Get out of the kitchen!!

I said stop!!!!

Get in the car!!

Mommy wants to go to bed now.

I told you you were gonna get hurt.

Is he still in the bathroom?

Get out of the kitchen.

Can you turn it down some more?

Stop licking that!

Go in the playroom.

I'm throwing this out if you don't eat it.

Get in the shower!

OK no treats

Go downstairs.

Somebody's gonna get hurt.

Sit on your bottom.

OK I'm callin her and tellin her not to come cause you won't get dressed!

Spaz bit you?

Can you please go upstairs?

Throw down the laundry.

Did you finish your dinner?

Sit down and eat!!!

Turn that off now.

Are you done eating this?

I'm not doing this again tonight.

Spaz was in the garbage.

I told you somebody was gonna get hurt.

Spaz is on the table.

Did Spaz poop upstairs?

Spaz pooped upstairs.

Spaz ate your food?

Put him in his crate.

That's because it's been sitting there for 2 hours.

OK then you're not going.

Spaz got out!!

What was that?

OK, that's the last thing we're going to say tonight.

I said we already said our last thing.

I love you.

I love you more.

Charlene would have a field day over here.....

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